From the Start as a Little Locust, I Use Fake Divinations to Slay the Demon Emperor

After losing the village square duel because of a bout of diarrhea, Gu Xinghe was left with barely half a life and abandoned in the wilderness by his clan.

Watching a nine-tailed snow fox and a golden-winged roc tread on auspicious clouds in the sky as they breathed in icy spiritual energy, Gu Xinghe had an epiphany: Fighting and killing was exhausting. Deception was the true way to win!

He bound the [Heavenly Secrets Bagua System], which revealed one juicy secret about the world each day:

“Tiger King, a green cloud hangs over your head. Tonight, your beloved consort is eloping with the White Bear Demon Emperor.”

The Tiger King waited in hiding, half convinced, caught them in the act, then fell to his knees in tears. “The Locust Immortal truly is a living deity!”

“Mammoth Emperor, stop looking. Your ancestor, who has been in seclusion for thirty thousand years, actually passed away long ago. The one in the cave is a snow demon who possessed his body.”

The Emperor stormed in, slew the demon, and saved his clan. The entire clan then honored the Pavilion of Heavenly Secrets as their state religion!

True gossip misses nothing, while fake gossip sends every sworn enemy straight into a deadly trap.

One day, the mightiest gods and demons in the entire cultivation world gathered together and bowed respectfully before Gu Xinghe, seated upon his throne. “We beg the Ancestor of Heavenly Secrets to show this world the road to immortality!”