The Farming Family I Just Joined Are All Yandere Villains?

[Historical romance + reborn + doted on by the whole family + swapped betrothal + satisfying revenge]

The Hou Mansion's true daughter, Xie Yu, gets a second life and wants nothing more than to escape her biased parents.

She spots an unremarkable farming couple by the roadside, claims them as her parents on the spot, and plunges into their little courtyard, determined to be an ordinary country girl and live in peace.

But her frail, slovenly father turns out to be the most powerful treacherous minister in the realm, a man who can throw the entire court into turmoil.

Her gentle, capable mother is the head of the martial world's foremost poison sect, strong enough to lift a massive cauldron and able to kill without leaving a trace.

Her taciturn eldest brother is a mad poison doctor who could slaughter a whole city with a single thought.

Her mild-mannered, bookish second brother is a hypocritical strategist who schemes to plunge the world into war.

Her tonsured third brother is a murderous fiend, a madman who hides a blade behind his Buddha-like face.

Her money-loving fourth brother smuggles salt and monopolizes trade routes, greedy and cruel to the core.

Even her grandfather, who roams the world, is the Grand Minister of Fate at court. If he doesn't like someone, he takes them out.

The! Whole! Family! Are! Villains!

She just wanted to lie flat and live out her life, but the fiends who wreak havoc across the realm dote on her like she's the most precious thing in the world.

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The first day the whole family is exposed.

Xie Yu: Hehe, I'll hide!

The second day the whole family is exposed.

Xie Yu: Boohoo, they love me so much!

The third day the whole family is exposed.

Xie Yu: My dad's a treacherous minister, my mom's a sect leader, and my brother's a poison doctor. So what if I'm a little spoiled and domineering? What, the Hou Mansion thinks it can claim ties to me? Get lost!

The people of the Hou Mansion watch wistfully as Xie Yu is doted on and becomes the happiest young lady in all of the capital. They regret it so much that their eyes redden. Bringing along the fake daughter, they come to beg her forgiveness.

Behind Xie Yu, the whole villainous family appears in unison: You want to take her from us? Do you think you're worthy?

The day they come to call, everyone from the Hou Mansion earns themselves a one-way ticket to being erased from the capital.

Xie Yu: Now this is the kind of villainy I love!