This Heavenly Venerable Isn't Proper

Zhao Erpang, Daoist title Venerable Wuji, is widely acknowledged as an unrivaled master in the cultivation world.

With one finger, he subdues a thousand-year-old vengeful ghost. With one talisman, he incinerates evil spirits across ten thousand miles. With a single word, he drives back a hundred thousand ghost soldiers.

And yet...

He uses pop songs to send the dead on their way.

He draws talismans like he's dealing playing cards.

The zombies he raises deliver packages.

Whenever his rivals see him, they get so furious they want to ascend to immortality.

"I call you Venerable Wuji, and you can't act serious just once?!"

"Easy there, Little Serious. I'm being serious right now, aren't I?"