Reborn, I Became an Emperor Through Dual Cultivation

Everyone says I'm Lingbao, the most useless ant in all eternity!

Born with the Supreme Sacred Physique, I was treated as a walking pill furnace by the Four Hypocritical Immortal Sects. My entire family was slaughtered, and I was subjected to having my bones extracted, my heart cut out, my eyes gouged, and all four limbs shattered before I was thrown into the deadly Soul-Severing Cliff!

On the verge of death, I was tempered by divine lightning from the Nine Heavens and awakened the Ultimate Contrast Dual Cultivation Emperor System!

Others cultivate bitterly for a hundred years to comprehend the Dao. I gain cultivation automatically in my sleep!

Others risk their lives to clear trials and level up. A single dual cultivation session with a beauty boosts my realm ten thousandfold!

Others need a fortuitous opportunity to break through. My System precisely drops every essential divine-grade item and Heavenly Dao law!

The most outrageous part is this:

My System doesn't speak in a cold, mechanical voice!

As I grow stronger, the System evolves on its own, eventually taking the form of an incomparably alluring, stunning goddess who stays by my side and attends to me day and night!

The spirit rabbit enchantress, the Serpent God Empress, the sect's Holy Maiden, the Immortal Venerable of the Dao of Alchemy, the secret realm's goddess...

All five top-tier Dao companions throw themselves at me, competing to cultivate with me and protect my Dao!

While others toil in bitter cultivation night after night, wearing down their lifespans, I practice dual cultivation every night, attaining godhood in body and soaring in soul!

Even more heaven-defying:

The children born to my beauties are all born supreme prodigies, crushing the greatest geniuses of all time from the moment they enter the world!