The On-Screen Comments Said the Apocalypse Was Coming, So I Spent All My Money

I’ve been reading a lot of apocalyptic novels lately.

Extreme cold, extreme heat, zombies, meteor impacts.

I’ve read every kind over and over.

Until that day.

June 17, a little after two in the afternoon.

I was sitting at my desk, staring blankly at my computer.

The air conditioning was blasting, my coworkers were chatting about lunch, and the sun was beating down outside.

An afternoon as ordinary as any other.

Then a line of text appeared before my eyes.

[In one month, an extreme cold wave will sweep across the globe.]