The Goofy System Forces Me to Become a God

When he opened his eyes, top engineer Xiao Lingyun discovered he had become cannon fodder in the apocalypse, fleeing for his life from a horde of hideous zombies. At the brink of despair, a voice exploded in his mind:

[Ding! The Host's intense will to survive (and astonishing bad luck) has been detected. The Goofy War God System has successfully bonded! Young man, want to become a god? Start with a round of Paradise of Light to warm up!]

From then on, Xiao Lingyun's whole vibe went completely off the rails.

Other people killed zombies with precision and ruthlessness. Before he could kill any, he had to complete a System task: [Host, kill ten zombies by performing an entire set of broadcast calisthenics. Your movements must be precise and full of energy!]

Other people collected supplies with great care. He, on the other hand, was told to [use the flashiest footwork to play hopscotch among the zombies and retrieve an airdrop].

Under the System's