The year is almost over. Have you met your KPIs? Have you been laid off?
The apocalypse has arrived, and office workers have turned into zombies, still caught up in the rat race! PPT zombies addicted to meetings, reimbursement vampires who nitpick every receipt... While everyone else fights to survive, I, Su Jin, a former HR manager, hand them termination notices!
After awakening my HR authority, I establish a lie-flat camp, using flexible working hours to fend off invaders and roast sessions to fight back against mental manipulation. When the king of the rat race arrives at our gates with an army of thousands, I silently pull out an employee handbook.
"According to company policy," I say with a faint smile, "you're fired."
