I Cultivate Immortality in the City by Arguing

The life of overworked office drone Su Zhe was a complete mess, until he was bound to the "Myriad Worlds Nitpicker System."

Other people's Systems gave them money and cultivation, but his System handed out life-threatening missions. From the start, it ordered him to kiss the zombie prince in a coffin!

Su Zhe: "You call this a beginner mission?!"

He thought his life couldn't get any more absurd, but talking back to his boss increased his cultivation, and cursing people helped him master divine abilities. Forced to earn his younger sister's astronomical surgery fees, he bounced back and forth between the city and ancient tombs, giving his gift of gab everything he had.

Just as his outrageous trash talk finally won him a place in the urban cultivation world, the peerlessly handsome prince in the coffin quietly opened his eyes...