A Mortal Transmigrates to Cultivate Immortality and Keep a Low Profile

"I transmigrated right in the middle of a physics exam and became the most useless odd-job disciple on the Xuan Continent. No spiritual roots, no cultivation techniques, and I couldn't even beat my senior brothers to a fire poker. While everyone else struggled through cultivation for a chance at fortune, I traded massages for pills with the elders. While they risked their lives exploring secret realms, I squatted at the entrance and picked up the scraps knocked loose by the young prodigies. Even when the demonic path came after me, I could bluff my way out with some nonsense about being an undercover agent from their sect.

The whole sect laughed at me for being a coward, but no one knew that those hotheads who shouted, 'The path to immortality fears nothing!' had long since turned into grass on their graves. Meanwhile, by sticking to my 'three secrets of survival' (smooth talking, scavenging, and playing dumb), I went from odd-job disciple to the elders' quarters, and even stumbled upon an ancient divine artifact powerful enough to crush the heavens and earth...

Wait, why is that Holy Maiden I tricked showing up at my door with a sword?!"

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