Come On, Senior School Belle, You Promised Not to Cling

A debate on an online forum pitted the campus belle against An Ye.

During military training, An Ye was so exhausted that he had no time to log in. When he finally finished and opened the forum, he discovered... the campus belle had sent him hundreds of private messages. Her latest one had arrived just fifty seconds ago: "Where are you? I'm coming to find you. Let's settle this in person!"

An Ye's response: Sorry, my mom says boys need to protect themselves when they go out, so I'm going to have to pass.

That did it. The campus belle was furious!!

But who could have guessed...

The "opponent" she'd been searching for was her own underclassman.

When they finally met, An Ye scratched his head. "Hello, Senior Campus Belle..."

"You little rascal! So it was you!"

"I've been looking for you for ages. Tell me, how are you going to make it up to me!!"

Looking at his fuming senior, An Ye braced himself. "How about... I offer myself to you?"

"Deal!" she answered without hesitation. "Don't worry, I won't cling to you if we're together."

And yet...

One month later.

"An Ye, where are you? Big Sis is taking you out to eat."

"An Ye, you haven't messaged me in an hour. If you don't love me anymore, just say so."

"An Ye! Come downstairs. I miss you!"

Years later, watching his senior nuzzle against him like a little cat, An Ye could only laugh helplessly. "Come on, Senior Campus Belle. Didn't you say you wouldn't cling to me?"