“What kind of wild god? Just a broken clay idol. How ridiculous... Wait, where did you get that divine power? How can there be thousands of manifestations?”
“Lord Changqing, having the Green Snake stop a funeral procession is against proper etiquette... What? Great-Uncle Third and the others became underworld officers and ghost cultivators after receiving your guidance?”
“Lord Changqing, there’s a nine-tailed phoenix on the mountain peak. We’re too weak to face it. Please grant us an invisibility talisman... Huh? The nine-tailed phoenix actually lowered its head. It’s Lord Green Snake’s mount?”
“Changqing, reaching the rank of Spirit Lord is no easy feat. Demons and evil spirits plague the world, harming living beings and throwing yin and yang into chaos. Now that you’ve risen to such heights, protecting them is your duty... You only attained the Dao yesterday, and today the Green Snake under your command has already unified the demon realm?!”
Heaven and earth are not benevolent. They treat all things like straw dogs.
Demons run rampant, ghost realms chill the bones, and the gods are hypocrites.
Humanity ranks below pigs and dogs. Rivers run red with blood, and bones litter the fields.
Li Changqing, who transmigrated here by accident, was nothing more than a cauliflower snake. By chance, he transformed and became bound to a wild god.
From a cauliflower snake to a divine dragon, he will claim the incense offerings of all living beings and prove himself a true god!
Starting by protecting one corner of the world, he will stamp out the absurdity of the Nine Heavens!
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