During the Zhengde reign of the Ming dynasty.
The Mongol Tatars invade the northern frontier, while Westerners land and storm the beaches.
A prince plots rebellion, and eunuchs seize power at court.
Beset by troubles at home and abroad, Emperor Zhengde has long been holed up in a private club, singing and reveling night after night...
"Brother Tianyou, what should I do? Waaaah."
Weren't men and women in ancient times supposed to keep their distance?
She's so young, yet she's clinging to me in a tight hug.
This girl is either precocious or dating too young. A classic problem child.
"Don't be afraid. This is a face mask. Put it on, and it'll make you prettier."
"Brother Tianyou, am I pretty?"
"You people can't make these things."
As he spoke, the foreigner pulled out a pair of scissors.
"What is that thing?"
"Looks like some kind of knife."
"Li TMD's flying knife?"
"A divine weapon!"
[ Ding! Flip through books 300 times to earn a corn seed. ]
[ Ding! Draw your sword 1,000 times to obtain the "Royal Cat Sword Style." ]
[ Ding! Chew grass 100 times to obtain the "Blood Marrow Scripture." ]
The System's rewards will make the Host invincible. Want to take off? Any time.
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