As Long as You're Bold, Immortals Get Maternity Leave

After transmigrating, Fang Xuan found himself a useless disciple in a useless sect in the cultivation world.

Fang Xuan figured that since he wasn't destined to become a Great Emperor, he might as well lie flat and be a good-for-nothing. But then he realized that these so-called cultivators were just ordinary people with longer lifespans and the same range of emotions and desires.

Fang Xuan decided that cultivation didn't have to be all fighting and killing, defying this and defying that. With a long life ahead, you ought to enjoy yourself.

And so, the entire cultivation world went mad.

He teamed up with the beautiful sect master to do some decidedly improper livestreaming.

He got Great Emperors to star in fantasy xianxia dramas and helped Daoist fairies launch their careers. It all became part of Fang Xuan's daily routine.

"Holy Flame Immortal Emperor! That's not how you make the Buddha's Fury Flame Lotus! Do it again with Daoist techniques! And after that, memorize your lines!"

"You, that demonic enchantress from the Hehuan Sect. Come to my room tonight. I'll tell you about the script for the sect's widowed survivor."

"Thanks to the Holy Son for the top-grade spirit stones! Sect Master, hurry up! Have you put on the JK outfit yet? The guys are all waiting for you to do something suggestive!"