In a World of Immortals and Heroes, I’m Invincible as Long as I Stay in Prison

I’m the biggest bandit chief in Tongchuan County.

I’ve done every kind of evil, killed countless people, and committed crime after crime.

Even a stray dog passing me on the road gets slapped twice.

But on the third day of the third month in the 267th year of the Wan’an era,

I made an outstanding and truly great contribution to public safety in Tongchuan County.

That’s right.

I got caught...