Please, Disciple, Stop Cultivating Immortality

[Traditional urban setting, invincible power fantasy, no cultivation for the protagonist, all spells are useless against him]

Master at the Ascension stage: I've cultivated for six thousand years, and you've only trained in fist and foot techniques for five. How is it reasonable that you can beat me?

A master descends the mountain to fulfill a marriage contract, only to be rejected. But who could have guessed that a woman from a collateral branch would get lucky and take her place as the bride, rising to the top in a single step?

Five years ago, Wei Xiu lost his memory in a car accident and embarked on the path of cultivation.

Five years later, Wei Xiu returned to the city to look for his parents.

Don't talk to me about prestigious families. I'm the most prestigious family of all.

Don't talk to me about rules. My rules are the rules!!