A Blind Date with My White Moonlight

On the day of my blind date, I dressed like a punk and arranged to meet the guy at a bar, hoping to scare him off.

I persuaded my best friend to help me put on an act and send him packing.

Three minutes later, I watched in disbelief as the aloof, distinguished man I'd secretly loved for years sat down in front of me.

I froze.

While I sat there stunned, my best friend had already launched into the scripted speech without taking a breath.