Turns Out the Prince Consort Is a Lecher Too

If you step in dog poop when you leave the house, don't assume good luck is just around the corner. Clean your shoes first.

If a courtesan won't cooperate, don't rush to offer her more money. First consider whether you might just be too ugly.

Look at that fool up ahead. He's the only one who doesn't know the whole city’s nobility already knows he has syphilis.