"Guan Yu, if you've got the guts, don't jump!"
"What's wrong with jumping? If you've got the guts, don't touch me! Ugh, don't use a spear!"
"Ugh, if I don't use a spear, I can't stab you to death!"
At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, warlords rose in rebellion, and the imperial court was locked in fierce battle with the Yellow Turban rebels. Qin Yu, a mere foot soldier, arrives in the late Eastern Han, but before he can figure out what's going on, he's forcibly dragged onto the battlefield. They said he was going to fight the Yellow Turbans, so how did he end up becoming the leader of a massive rebellion?
Liu Bei: Qin Yu, you shameless scoundrel! You're stealing the Han dynasty from me!
Cao Cao: I thought Lü Bu was invincible, but it turns out Lü Bu is just his underling!
Sun Ce: Big brother, when are you going to teach me that invincible spear technique?
Qin Yu: I'll start a rebellion first. Wait a minute...
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