My Little Brother Is So Desirable

To get out of an arranged marriage to that crazy man, I picked up a younger guy at a bar and brought him home as my boyfriend.

The kid is obedient and considerate, and a master at sweet-talking.

Crazy man: "Come out and fight me one-on-one!"

The kid hides behind me. "Sis, why is he so rude? He's nothing like me. I'm so gentle, and I never lose my temper with you."

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