The More Reluctantly You Pick a Melon, the Sweeter It Is; the Stolen Husband Is the Most Irresistible!

[Reborn + Wild Imagination + Household and Palace Intrigue + Transmigrate + Hilarious + System]

A forced live-in son-in-law, a kept man living off his wife, and a penniless husband who'd better not run away!

Li Qingheng transmigrates to the Tang dynasty and is forced to take on a mission to "prevent the An-Shi Rebellion."

After failing ten times, her anger reaches its peak.

"Let whoever wants to do it do it. I'm done!"

[Mission changed: Protect a man named Shen Mo and make sure he lives past the age of twenty-five.]

Li Qingheng: That's it? Easy!

System: *smiles*

Later, Shen Mo is cornered by the eager-eyed princess:

"Your Highness... you..."

"Your life belongs to me. If I don't let you die, you don't get to die."

"..."

The princess is in love with him.

Shen Mo is surrounded by enemies, and the princess takes a blow for him.

"Thank you, Your Highness, but our stations are too far apart. I can only disappoint you."

"Stop babbling and run!"

After that, the princess pursues him even more relentlessly.

"Young master! The princess is calling you over to live off her!"

"Please tell her that I, Shen, am not worthy of Her Highness."

His repeated refusals still can't stop the princess from chasing after him.

At last, Shen Mo grits his teeth and steels himself. "Your Highness saved my life. I am willing to repay you by giving myself to you."

Princess: ?

"Don't come any closer! How can you repay kindness with betrayal?"

She has absolutely no designs on this penniless, sickly man!

One penniless, sickly man: ? Slander.