Great Tang: I Married a Princess, Then My Rebel Identity Was Exposed

The people called the second year of Zhenguan the safest year of all. Liang Laoba, Chang'an's most famous spoiled wastrel, made an indelible contribution to that reputation.

That was the year his fiancée, Princess Gaoyang, brained him with a door bolt and turned him into an idiot. She had an affair with the monk Bianji, and her rebellion dragged her husband's family into it too, leaving them sentenced to death and stripped of their property!

Emperor Li Er: “With a son-in-law like Laoba, I wake up laughing even in my dreams!”

Empress Zhangsun: “A mother-in-law only grows fonder of her son-in-law the more she sees him. Don't want to marry Gaoyang? No problem. I have other daughters. Take your time choosing, Laoba!”

Crown Prince Li Chengqian: “Laoba, your brother-in-law can't do without you. Without your help, I can't hold on to this throne!”

Officials: “Liang Laoba is a spoiled menace. He deserves to die!”

Foreigners: “Doing business with Liang Laoba left us selling the clothes off our backs and still owing him money. He's a crook!”

Princess Gaoyang: “Liang Laoba, you have to take responsibility for me!”