[No System] [Female Emperor] [Alternate History, please go easy on me, history buffs]
Mu Bai had just finished a round of entertaining guests when he transmigrated into the body of a prisoner from a fallen kingdom.
Though his life was worth little, the Female Emperor recognized his talent. From then on, she earned the title "Obsessive Favorite of Her Beloved Minister."
Minister of Personnel: "Your Majesty, Mu Bai is only twenty. Are you sure you want to appoint him as a first-rank official?"
The Female Emperor: "Why wouldn't I? My brilliant Qilin talent is only twenty."
Minister of Justice: "Your Majesty, Mu Bai beheaded a venerable elder of the court without authorization. How should he be punished?"
The Female Emperor: "If killing one man can save thousands, then good."
Minister of War: "Your Majesty, Mu Bai commands a million troops at the border and has everyone answering his call. He's sure to rebel."
The Female Emperor smiled sweetly. "All the better if he does. I'm only afraid he won't."
Censor-in-Chief: "Your Majesty, after drinking, Mu Bai spoke out of turn and even said he wanted three wives and four concubines."
The Female Emperor gazed at Mu Bai, utterly besotted, her voice husky. "My dear Mu, where do I rank?"
The entire court wept: You dote on him so much, you even dote on his father!