Are You Kidding? A Three-Year-Old Shows Up, and Even Vengeful Ghosts Can’t Walk Straight

Yan Wo transmigrates into the body of a three-year-old child and is a little flustered. Then she learns that her family sells coffins and is so poor they can barely afford to eat, while her parents have gone missing. Yan Wo feels like crying.

Luckily, she has a pair of spirit eyes. She can paint portraits of the dead, prepare corpses for burial, and choose auspicious burial sites. Her main business also includes exploring haunted houses and reading faces and fortunes. Gradually, she makes a better life for herself.

Every ghost Yan Wo beats into submission praises her with a pale face, calling her humble, casual, compassionate, polite, and fair.

Humble: I'll go die.

Casual: Anyone will do. Go die.

Compassionate: You can be the last one to die.

Polite: Hello. Would you please die?

Fair: Everyone can die!

Whether or not they have offended Yan Wo, all the ghosts who float past her cower in terror.

Just when she thinks her business is thriving and her family has become famous enough for her to start looking for her parents, she impulsively takes in a child bridegroom. To her surprise, he turns out to be the righteous sect leader of the greatest power. Standing in the rain, he opens a red umbrella, revealing his elegant, delicate jawline. "Wowo, I've killed everyone who ever bullied our parents for you."

Yan Wo rolls her eyes. "Don't act so familiar. The women of the Yan family don't marry out! They only take husbands into the family!"

The man walks toward her beneath his umbrella and pulls her into his arms.

"I've brought the betrothal gifts. Can you introduce me to our parents now?"