The King of Hell Is Busy

I, a nice young woman from the 20th century [a modern-day college student who gets taken advantage of], went shopping with my best friend, then suddenly kicked the bucket. Most importantly, I met the King of Hell! He dragged me here to become the next King of Hell. He only meant to bring me, but somehow my hopelessly gullible bestie came along too. 5555555, what a great best friend...

Since my hopelessly gullible bestie was already here, she became Meng Po while she was at it.

I thought being the King of Hell would be easy, but my new right- and left-hand men are the Black and White Impermanence, and they don't know a thing.

So I, the sucker of a King of Hell, have to do everything myself.

Damn it.

Enough talk. This king has memorials [homework] to mark.