The Goofy Assassin

Question: What is an assassin?

Answer: Someone who kills for money.

Wrong. Completely wrong! For as long as anyone can remember, people have misunderstood this noble profession.

Take someone's money and free them from their troubles: an assassin is someone who removes their employer's problems! Killing only leads to more hatred and trouble, making it the most foolish and inefficient solution.

So I am going to become a true assassin and make everyone look at me in a new light.

That is what Xing Zijun thought!

This is an urban legend about a group of strange people, and an unconventional comedy. If you want a story about fighting monsters and leveling up, with a harem full of women, please move along. If you want a good-for-nothing reborn son-in-law revenge fantasy full of face-slapping, please keep away. If you want a lighthearted, funny, unusual story full of wacky characters, come in this way.

That is what the author thought!