My Buddhist Name Is Breaker of the Precepts

"What the heck? A pilgrimage? You want me to go on a pilgrimage? No way! That's way too much work. Whoever wants to go can go!"

"Big brother, please, just go! I promise, as soon as you finish the pilgrimage, I'll send you back to your original world."

"You said it! Besides, you should've sent me back in the first place. You're the one who brought me here! If I can't go home, then I'm going to ask the Tathagata to step down!!"