I was shopping at the supermarket when a mysterious System suddenly informed me that the world was about to change and the apocalypse was coming.
But the System told me to choose a deck of playing cards as my cheat. I looked at the cards on the shelf and picked a deck with crystal-blue edges.
The System gave me my cheat, then left.
Whose System is this? Is this really the level of service you provide?
Whatever. Let the apocalypse come! Can it change the fact that I'm a nobody?
No!
Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Let's see what this cheat can do first!
If it doesn't work out, I'll just lie on the ground like a lazy fish and wait to die!
