The Master Diviner

"Master, my surname is Jiang, and my wife's surname is Bao. Can you give our son a name people will remember right away?"

Zhang Chu: "Jiangsu, Zhejiang, and Shanghai: free shipping!"

"Master, my husband fixes lights. He's been sleeping in the kitchen for two days and won't get up. What should I do?"

Zhang Chu: "That's great news. You can start preparing the banquet."

"Master, I earn thirty thousand a month and give it all to my wife. Now my father is sick, and she won't give me a cent. What should I do?"

Zhang Chu: "Don't you have fists?"

"Master, I'm forty-two this year and still a virgin. I come from a good family, and I just want to find a man who earns fifty thousand a month, has a car and a house, and has never been married before. I won't settle. Is that really so hard?"

Zhang Chu: "Ma'am, if you want to make a wish, go to a temple. I'm a fortune-teller, not a Bodhisattva."

Zhang Chu is a rather unorthodox fortune-teller and the apprentice of Shang Xuanyue, the world's number one demoness. When his demoness master is hunted down and their mountain sect is blown up, Zhang Chu heads down the mountain and arrives in the city.

Tremble, mortals!