Ding-Dong, the God of Wealth Is Here

Billions of years ago, Heaven and Earth were boundless. The gods fell among the stars, and a new era was born.

What? You haven't heard of me? I'm the God of Wealth, in charge of the flow of currency among humankind. Marriages, trade, river transport, and all the rest need money to keep them going!

I'm the God of Wealth, and I do whatever I want! Hahaha. Of course, this isn't a story about my personal heroics. I want to tell you a tale from long, long ago, about a group of Little Red Riding Hoods and a wolf granny in a great forest. Haha, just kidding! Did I get you?