Ding-Dang, the God of Wealth Has Arrived

Billions of years ago, heaven and earth knew no bounds. The gods fell among the stars, and a new era was born.

What? You haven't heard of me? I'm the God of Wealth, in charge of the flow of money among mortals! Weddings, trade, canal transport, and all sorts of things in the mortal world need money to keep them going!

I'm the God of Wealth, and I do what I want! Hahaha. Of course, this isn't a story about my personal heroics. I want to tell you about a group of Little Red Riding Hoods and their Big Bad Wolf in a great forest long, long ago. Hahaha, just kidding! Did I get you?