After transmigrating ten thousand years into the future, Xin Jie became the most powerful Immortal Venerable in the Anling Continent. Ten thousand years later, he chose to end his life.
But just as he was about to stab himself
"Ding! Congratulations, Host. You have been bound to the Ultimate System!"
Xin Jie: ???
You didn't show up when I first transmigrated. What are you doing here now?
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System: Based on the Host's current status, you have 99,999 points remaining, enough to exchange for one ultimate cultivation manual!
Xin Jie: Do you think I need that?
System: You don't...
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System: Based on the Host's current status, you have 99,999 points remaining, enough to exchange for one ultimate pill recipe!
Xin Jie: Is your recipe better than mine?
System: No...
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System: Based on the Host's...
Xin Jie: Don't bother. I don't need a cheat right now.
System: ...
System: Then what do you want?
Xin Jie: Teach me how to smile!
System: ???
This is the painful story of a lone, lost whale reconnecting with the world.
The protagonist suffers from an emotional expression bug: his expressions for joy and sorrow are reversed. When he's happy, he looks sad; when he's sad, he looks happy.
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