Life's greatest regret is dying before you've spent all your money.
Yan Qingzi had worked hard for over a decade, only to return to square one overnight. She died, entered a script, and was reborn as a cannon-fodder female character. Now she was about to die again, and this time it would be a horrible death.
In the script, the female character's own recklessness led to her being sold into a brothel, where she became an addict and contracted a filthy disease. In the end, she wound up on the streets, her body covered in rotting flesh, her clothes in disarray, and met a tragic end.
Yan Qingzi had thought becoming cannon fodder was strange enough, but she never expected things to get even more absurd.
A mysterious System appeared. "You are the last spark of planet M. To ensure you endure, I have specially arranged for you to enter a script."
Yan Qingzi: Thanks a lot. To make sure I endure, you electrocuted me and stuffed me into a story.
System: Flirt with me, and I'll give you big, sparkling eyes.
Yan Qingzi: You're the one who's flirtatious.
System: Successful flirtation! Congratulations, Master, you've obtained big, sparkling eyes.
Yan Qingzi: So that's flirting? I finished the task so easily. This is great!
The next moment, Yan Qingzi's entire face hit the ground, and tears streamed down her cheeks.
Yan Qingzi: Those really are big, sparkling eyes.
Yan Qingzi: Can I just skip the tasks?
System: If Master refuses the kindness of those who came before, she'll return to the real world and become ashes in an urn.
Yan Qingzi: I'm not the last spark of planet M. I'm planet M's biggest sucker.
