That day, Chen Jia stood at the edge of the rooftop, intending to put an end to this whole shitty mess. But a chuuni girl named Xifang Xing, who claimed to be an alien, crashed into the scene. Curious, she asked:
"What are you doing?"
"I'm going to jump."
"Why jump? Humans are fragile. You'll die if you do that."
"Because it's hard to be alive."
"Why is it hard?"
"Because I have no money."
"Can you be happy if you have money?"
"Of course."
"Then I'll give you money, and you make me happy."
Chen Jia agreed, because he believed he had plenty of ways to make this girl happy.
