What, cultivating immortality? Are you messing with me?
What, you've never even heard of Pokemon?
I'm a good-for-nothing? No way! I've got an Arceus!
I'll teach you a lesson in no time. What? You want a Zapdos? Then trade me a ninth-grade pill!
What, you say you'll sneak attack me? Give me a break. Don't you know about Team Rocket's immortality and Professor Oak's invincible physique?
I've suddenly realized I might be invincible.
Hey, you there! Come over and massage your master's legs. Maybe I'll give you a Bulbasaur to play with another day.
What, someone's bullying you? Come on, your master will take you to beat them up.
