Welcome to the Shanhai Bistro
I'm the owner, Xia Mian. Here's our menu.
Cold dishes
Vinegar-Fried Xuncao
Chilled Kui Beef
Drunken Crab
Braised Feng Wings, Zhu Bird Liver, and Shushu Tendon Platter
Hot dishes
Steamed Chongming
Braised Bifang
Spicy Wen Shellfish
Yellow-Braised Gany Fish
Assorted Immortal Vegetables
Pastries
Lychee Nectar Cakes, Long-Coiled Peach Strips, Crispy Walnuts, Coiled Date Rings, Coiled Pears, Fragrant Medicinal Grapes, Coiled Pine Nuts, and Sugar-Crusted Jade Bees
Drinks
Imperial Daughter's Nectar
Yu King's Terrace
Mountain God's Offering
Jade Pool Delight
Sweet Spring Jelly
They're all immortal brews. Even Xingtian says they're good.
Oh, and our signature dish is the Shushu Banquet. It's good for having children...
What would you like?
A nine-tailed fox pokes its head out from the kitchen and cries for help: "Chef, I'm in a fight with the dried fish!"
Xia Mian stays calm, smiling. "Just a moment, please."
He turns, takes out the Sea-Calming Needle used by Yu the Great when he tamed the floods, and heads into the kitchen.
