My name is Lu Xiaoyu. A year into my online relationship with my girlfriend, she mailed me a guide to surviving in another world and a map. She obviously wanted me to find her! So I followed the map to a hidden cave...
"Boss, then you caught me! I swear everything I said is true! I really wasn't trying to steal any treasure!"
A crowd of gnolls surrounded Lu Xiaoyu, glaring at him as he babbled.