Fairy Matchmaker

Matchmaker's Guild Rules, Rule One: We only arrange matches for people who are mutually in love.

Rule Two: Follow Rule One.

Rule Three: Follow Rule One.

As the only fairy in the world, is she lonely?

Her answer: What are you talking about? She's busy, okay? What's loneliness?

As someone who's been single for billions of years, is she envious and jealous?

Her answer: What's that? Don't waste her time, okay? You unlucky lot, slacking off? Careful, she'll dock your pay! Now get back to work!