I Picked Up a Saintess as My Wife

"Hey, hey, hey! Young man, your forehead looks dark. I suspect you're in for a bloody disaster... Take this talisman home with you. It'll ward off calamity and solve your troubles... Only 500 yuan..."

"Pah! What a scam..." Qin Shou muttered as he swung his leg over his electric scooter.

But the events that followed, straight out of a Final Destination movie, made Qin Shou regret not paying that 500 yuan...

A falling ceiling tile landed point-first in the keyboard right in front of him.

The flowerpots on the rooftop balcony landed right beside his feet with pinpoint accuracy.

And a beautiful woman fell from who-knows-where...

What... a beautiful woman?

Don't be ridiculous!

That's clearly my wife!