I’m Lin Wanwan. I’m in my early thirties, not quite forty. How does that saying go? Once you hit thirty without getting married, your relatives start thinking there’s something wrong with you. What’s wrong? Not getting married is a disease! My mother comes up with all sorts of ways to push me into marriage. And whenever I run into those aunts who pretend to “care so much” about me, the thing I hear most is them taking my hand and saying, “Wanwan, you’re not getting any younger. Don’t be so picky, or you’ll be an elderly mother!” I give them a huge eye-roll and say, “Oh? Have you got your wedding gift ready? How much are you planning to give?”
And so on and so forth. Now, my matchmaking adventures officially begin...
