No one would ever guess that the famed Number One Dao Immortal Under Heaven spends every day exposed to the elements, barely getting enough to eat, and even steals offerings from ghosts... In short, her life is utterly miserable.
Good heavens! Have you heard?
The upright and upright-hearted Lord Fu Chen has been having an affair with a little wandering Daoist of unknown origins...
Hey, hey, hey! What are you saying? She's no little wandering Daoist. You'd better call her Great-Grandma...
Who are you?
Me? Why, I'm your Great-Grandma, of course!
