I transmigrated, and from the start I ended up with a hunter who was both poor and unlucky.
My father-in-law was crippled, my mother-in-law was gravely ill, and my two younger brothers-in-law weren't too bright. My sister-in-law was bright, but couldn't grow any taller. Even my little brother, the burden I'd brought along, was always sick.
I had a whole family of frail, elderly, and infirm people to support, yet my husband was handsome and always had little temptresses eyeing him!
The village belle cackled. "I can sew and farm. I can help Brother Zhao carry a hundred-jin load and run two li in one go. What can you do?"
Zhou Mujiao: "I'm lucky. I bring good fortune to the family."
The county magistrate's daughter: "I'm accomplished in music, chess, calligraphy, and painting, and I'm excellent at supporting my husband and raising children. What can you do?"
Zhou Mujiao: "I'm lucky. I bring good fortune to the family."
The princess of the imperial capital: "I'm a noble-born princess, a precious daughter of the emperor. If Brother Zhao becomes my prince consort, he'd be second only to the emperor and above everyone else. What can you offer him?"
Zhou Mujiao clasped the hand of her husband, now the chief minister of the court, and said with a beaming smile, "I'm lucky! No matter how many emperors come and go, my husband will always be the most amazing man in the world!"
Zhao Yunjing pulled her into his arms, clinging to her as he cooed, "Wife, say 'husband' one more time for me."