I'm a Thousand Years Old and Need a Mom, Dad's Single, Go Get Him!

In her previous life, Nan Shuang was betrayed by her own brother, her birth mother was captured, and her entire clan was slaughtered!

In this life, she has risen from the ashes, striking down the heavens, crushing the earth, and slaying her enemies!

As far as Nan Shuang is concerned, there's nothing a good fight can't solve!

And if one fight isn't enough, then she just hasn't hit hard enough!

Her secret identities and legends are scattered across the land. Those who hear of her are terrified, and those who see her run for their lives!

Yet one little black runt comes up and clings to her leg.

"My dad said my mom was a bad woman. She did something shameful to him, left an egg behind, and ran off, making him hatch it all by himself for ages!"

Nan Shuang looked at the little runt, lost in thought.

The hapless man hurried over and said, "If you don't remember, my lady, then let your husband help you recall what happened back then!"