Top Scholar, Go Easy on Me

"Dean, your tastes are pretty weird. I look like a man!" Sun Fangyuan kindly reminded him.

The dean stared at her bulging chest and said, "You only look like one!"

The pageboy covered his face and said, "Dean, the academy forbids relationships between men. You have to lead by example."

The dean tossed the pageboy a pouch of copper coins and said, "Go to the clinic and get your eyes treated!"

The pageboy held the pouch, bewildered, and thought, "There's nothing wrong with my eyes!"