What?
Why do other people's Systems reward them with planes and cannons,
while I, Ye Xiao, only get pit-pit pickled cabbage, ham sausages, and Erguotou liquor?
What? Pit-pit pickled cabbage and ham sausage can kill people?
What? Exhaustion patches can triple your strength?
What? Mountain Goat Hot Chicken Noodles can unlock your potential?
Huh?
A yellow-skinned rat wants me to grant it a title? Turn into a golden-haired loli! Transform!
Cultivation? You can run out of spiritual energy!
But the firepower of technology is endless!
All fear comes from insufficient firepower!
Within firing range lies the truth!
You have planes? So do I!
You have immortal pills and miracle medicines? I've got amoxicillin!
You can teleport and travel between worlds? I've got black hole jumps!
You can summon heavenly tribulations? I've got nuclear warheads!
You can destroy the heavens and earths of the Myriad Worlds with a single thought? I've got dimensional strikes with a two-dimensional foil!
The world's top mercenary ran away in tears after just a few days on the battlefield!
The world's top sword cultivator was blasted by missiles less than twenty minutes after arriving!
Of course, before the fighting starts, both sides have to discuss the true meaning of life!
Could it be that cultivation and technology are both just livestock raised by higher-dimensional life forms?
