Big Sucker, the System Wants Me to Be a Big Sucker

Host, please keep it up. The greener you get, the stronger you become.

A prompt sounded.

A super sucker has been detected. Beginning binding.

Earn points every time the person you're involved with has someone else's child.

Earn points every time the person you're involved with gets intimate with someone else.

Earn points equal to 1% of the money spent every time the person you're involved with acts materialistic.