Slightly revised as Baqi Huitian. Thanks for reading!
I want to destroy this evil cult, but they think I'm their emissary.
I want to chop him down to prove it's all a misunderstanding, but he thinks I'm a messenger and turns his back to me.
I bragged that I'd lead her to conquer the Tianji Mountains. She believed every word, then stood behind me with a cane and told me to lead the way.
Other people use millstones to grind beans. She uses one to grind my brain.
Other people take elixirs to nourish their bodies. She sucks the vitality from my bones to replenish her own.
Other people use magical treasures to dodge lightning. She uses my body to take the lightning tribulation.
Do I owe her something, or am I indebted to her? Give me back my contract of servitude! This is too inhumane. I'm done selling myself!
