The bizarre cultivation adventures of an everyday cultivator.
This is a world of advanced martial arts, secret realms, slaughter, and schemes, where everyone is desperate to level up and become the supreme ruler through sheer force. Splitting mountains, burning forests, boiling seas, cleaving the sky, slaying ghosts, and killing gods are all commonplace. But the protagonist is a complete oddball who spends every day thinking about how to enjoy life and live comfortably. Cultivating in seclusion like being in prison? Fighting over resources like a crowd at a market? Passionate battles that leave brains splattered everywhere? Earth-shattering conspiracies that deceive the heavens? The protagonist curls his lip. Go play by yourselves. How is this any way for a person to live? It's even more terrifying than "996"! Leisurely farming, cooking up a storm, traveling wherever he pleases, attracting admirers... Ahem, isn't that much better? In short, after spending his whole life as a corporate drone, he absolutely won't suffer through cultivation now. His dream is to be a lazy, unambitious salted fish who cultivates at rocket speed.
