Banish demons for a thousand miles, yet that cannot compare to a beauty's smile;
A divine general enters the world, laughing as he watches the romances of humanity unfold.
I am Zhao Zilong, but... I really am not from Changshan...
They say I'm a master, but I just want to be a lazy fish, the kind that can still turn over.
"Want to turn your life around? Then tell me, which do you want: money or beautiful women?"
"I don't!"
"Then which do you want: power or fame?"
"I really don't!"
"I see. What about hot pot or milk tea?"
"I said I don't want any of them!"
"Ah... I never thought there could truly be such an upright and incorruptible person in this world. Then I'll grant your wish and let you leap over the dragon gate!"
"Huh? Is that how it works? I only meant I couldn't choose. I want them all...!"
