The Godhood Motivation Plan

"Come on over and take a look! Don't miss your chance! The opportunity to become a god is right in front of you. This is your surest path to rising to the top!"

Xiu Yunyi spent the entire day hawking his wares, but didn't hand out a single flyer. All he got in return were a few shouts of "lunatic."

This is so hard. What's wrong with this world? Even helping people become gods is this difficult.

To hell with this lousy god-raiser job. I'm done.