Breaking News! The Empress Next Door Was Bitten by My Dog

[Misunderstandings] [Hilarious] [Invincible] [Lighthearted] [???]

One squeal from a sow dealt a devastating blow to the gods and demons of the heavens!

Liu Xuan, its owner, knew nothing about it.

Knowing himself to be useless, all he wanted was to scrape by in this cruel world where the strong preyed on the weak.

He never expected that one day, the peerless female emperor of the neighboring Ziyang Empire would get bitten by his own big yellow dog!

He had no choice but to bring a rabies vaccine and personally go to apologize...

The female emperor's immortal king father threatened to kill the dog and cook it in a stew.

But then the big yellow dog shot him a glance, and the immortal king... wet himself in fright!

The female emperor: "Dad, what's wrong?"

The immortal king: "It's nothing, it's nothing. I'm getting old, and I've got a little... incontinence..."